Picture the scene. You hand your loved one a beautifully wrapped gift. They hastily open it only to find its a chocolate selection box. Chocolates ok. But there’s nothing exciting about it. Now picture this scene. They open your gift to reveal 7 packets of porky snacks in all flavours. From the sweetness of Marvellous Maple to the blow your piggin’ socks off of Pig of Doom. The look in their eyes says it all. You have won. Take a bow and relax for you deserve this moment.
